SO THE NEW SCIFI MAGAZINE CAME IN TODAY AND I WAS LIKE REALLY A+ BECAUSE A MONSTER IN PARIS AND SUPERNATURAL WAS IN IT BUT THEN I GET TO THE LAST PAGE AND IM SCREAMING IM GONNA F UCKING CRY I LOVE STAR BLAZERS SO MUCH OH MY HOGOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Ongoing remake of space opera classic debuted in theaters last AprilI suspect character names are going to be changed for the overseas release because the Star Blazers brand already exists, but I really hope that’s the extent of the change.
I guess the Japan Blurays have subs, so I could always import if I was so inclined.

probably one of the most honest statements about talent i’ve ever heard. i try to tell people this all the time.
yup pretty much
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.




